What Are the Best Examples You've Seen of Terrible Owner Responses to Reviews?

[keyserholiday]

Please let me preface this by saying that is not a review reply, but an actual reply to a BBB complaint.

 

[Orioricm]

 

[keyserholiday]

I present these 4 review replies from the same chiropractor.

 

[keyserholiday]

This is a reply from a business that loves to buy fake positive reviews. I love irony.

 

[keyserholiday]

So Darren Shaw of @whitespark shared on FB how a business was keyword stuffing the name, description, and Google posts. They only replied to a few reviews three years ago, and they didn't disappoint.